Today, in my purse, I am carrying:
- 1 wallet
- 1 chequebook
- 1 chequebook holder containing additional cards (membership, business, etc.), stamps, taxi chits, and a paper tape-measure
- 1 cellphone
- 1 cellphone recharger
- 1 tampon
- 2 pill boxes containing ibuprophen (a.k.a. Advil)
- 1 pill box containing Tylenol 2
- 1 “Power Bar” sport energy bar (chocolate – peanut butter flavour)
- 1 glasses case (navy blue) containing 1 pair of clip-on sunglasses and a cleaning cloth
- 1 glasses repair kit
- 1 half-empty bottle of clear nail polish (for repairing runs in stockings)
- 1 small bottle of hand sanitizer, two-thirds full
- 1 squeeze-bottle of moisturiser
- 1 hard-backed, spiral-bound notebook (red, 5 ½” x 3 ½”) containing to-do lists, references, addresses and phone numbers, and other miscellaneous scribbles
- 1 paperback novel – A Letter of Mary (Laurie R. King) – with bookmark
- A map of downtown Kingston
- Ticket stubs for a concert by Measha Bruggergosman that took place last March
- A wallet-sized 2006 calendar
- A Victorinox “SwissCard” (like a swiss army knife in a credit card)
- A solar-powered calculator
- A pair of ear-plugs
- A copy of my weight-training programme
- 1 silver hoop earring (I have no idea where its mate is)
- A small blue velvet jewellery box – for putting my earrings in when I go to the gym
- 4 bus tickets
- 2 bookmarks
- A 1910 postcard of a woman in pyjamas posed by a turned-down brass bed (I am planning to have it framed)
- A small sewing kit
- One of those up-market “shoelace” things used to hang your id-card around your neck
- A pair of folding scissors
- My business card
- Himself’s business card
- A broken watch I’m planning to have repaired (it used to belong to my mother)
- Kleenex
- No fewer than seven hair elastics (various styles and colours)
- 13 bobby pins
- A pair of tweezers
- Two eyeliner pencils (both brown)
- Lipstick
- Face powder
- An emery board
- 1 peppermint candy stick
- 3 spearmint hard candies
- 1 ½ rolls of Breathsavers (wintergreen flavour)
and
- A bunch of keys
My co-worker carries:
- His wallet
- His glasses in a case
- 2 keys
Hmmmm.